Ich nehme meine Witze vom alten Thread mal mit rüber ![:-]](https://www.buechereule.de/images/smilies/pleased.gif){kind=small}
Was ist ein Keks unter einem Baum?
Was ist braun und schwimmt unter der Wasseroberfläche?
Der WITZE-Thread
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Was machen Bienen mit Kopftuch?
Warum sind Bienen nicht in Kirchen?
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Was ist eine Gurke mit Kopftuch?
Was ist rosa, steht auf einem Bein und ist behindert?
Oh je, ich befürchte, politisch korrekt waren die beide nicht. Aber ein bißchen Spaß muß sein, oder?
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Ich liebe solche Witze (liegt wahrscheinlich daran, dass es die Einzigen sind, die ich mir merken kann :-]) -
Echt süß,
Jasmin, ich kann mir auch keine witze merken -
Zitat
Der is gut
Was ist orange und tiefergelegt?
Was ist orange und wandert übern Berg?
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The ATO decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to their office.
The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his lawyer.
The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the ATO finds that believable.'
I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?'
The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.'
Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.'
The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'
Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.
Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.'
Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's lawyer as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.'
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.
Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.
But Grandpa's own lawyer moans and puts his head in his hands.
'Are you okay?' the auditor asks.
'Not really,' says the lawyer. 'This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!'
Don't Mess with Old People!
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Der ist ja echt gut.
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