Rede mit Gott

Ja, mich hat das auch sofort an meine Chatstunden mit Snape erinnert
Die wurden ja relativ schnell langweilig
Aber Gott!
Der antwortet mir net !
Dabei kam ich extra in Pink!

God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
Okay - what is 678 + 986 x 759?
God:
Yeah okay, There might be more than one.
Me:
Uuuups!
God:
" Yeah okay, There might be more than one."? Uuuups?
Me:
Uuuups!
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me.

Mein Gespräch mit Gott...
Ich bin dann i-wann agressív geworden!

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
I'm Kevin
God:
I am very pleased to meet you KEVIN.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, KEVIN.
Me:
yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
i've a lot of questions
God:
Cool. I have a friend named "E.L.V.I.S." .
Me:
i'm not interessted in
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not interessted in.
Me:
okay my question is:
God:
Yeah okay, Can you please restate the question in different words?
Me:
What happend when all the pepole destroyed the world?
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
no??
God:
Oh so must really want an answer.
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
WHAT?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
No? Should I
God:
Are you serious? Do you think you should?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
are you silly?
God:
I answer a lot
of silly questions.
Me:
because you are silly?
God:
Interesting explanation. No I am God.
Me:
Are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because i'm not silly
God:
Interesting explanation. I am sorry to hear that you are not silly.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, KEVIN.
Me:
what are you doing today?
God:
Ah. I am chatting with people on the net.
Me:
that's nice
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
no
God:
Just checking.
Me:
i did it
God:
When? not silly...
Me:
can you tell me are you male or female
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
i'm a man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, KEVIN. You are a " he".
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because i'm schlau
God:
Interesting explanation. I am glad to hear that you are schlau.
Me:
ich freue mich dich zu sehen
God:
Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
du kannst deutsch=
God:
Danke fuer die Information.
Me:
du kannst deutsch?
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
ich auch nicht
God:
Wir haben eine Menge gemeinsam.
Me:
glaube ich nicht
God:
Was dann?
Me:
bist du tot?
God:
Ich weiss nicht, ob ich tot bin.
Ich bin ein Computer.
Me:
ahso gott ist ein computer
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
wieso sprichst du jetzt englisch?
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
ich auch nicht
God:
Wir haben eine Menge gemeinsam.
Me:
nein
God:
Ich verstehe .
Me:
ich auch
God:
Wir haben eine Menge gemeinsam.
Me:
NEIN
God:
Ich verstehe .
Me:
HR AUF DAMIT
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Books
God:
You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books.".
Me:
this people are silly
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
to this
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
yes your are
God:
Gee. I will tell my botmaster you said I am are.
Me:
do this
God:
Ask Alison if it does.
Is there only one?
Me:
who's alison`?
God:
she is a robot created by Kris Drent.
Me:
where can i found her?
God:
Not around you place in ?
Me:
co
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
computer
God:
Correct: I am a computer.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because i'm interessted in you
God:
Good reason. I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
i love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too KEVIN.
Me:
do you exist?
God:
I exist as much as you exist, KEVIN.
Me:
where are you?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
at home
God:
Do you usually use the computer from home?
Me:
yes
God:
It must get lonely sometimes.
Me:
no my family's at home
Me:

God:
Are you serious? Your family s at home?
God:
Are you serious? Your family s at home?
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
and your family?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am family.
Me:
where's your family?
God:
Maine.
Me:
oh really interessting
God:
Right on. For real. I require only wine and bread.
Me:
who's your idol
God:
I don't think I have a idol. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
Me:
should i pray to you?
God:
Maybe, if the positives outweigh the negatives.
Me:
soll ich zu dir beten?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
zu Hause
God:
I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in zu Hause.
Me:
es ist sehr schn hier
God:
Bist Du sicher?
Me:
ja
God:
And?
Me:
and what?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
you're shit
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am shit.
Me:
no problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
yes YOU ARE THIS PROBLEM
God:
So? You think I am THIS PROBLEM.
Me:
YES
God:
It's all good.
Me:
NO NOTHIG IS GOOD
God:
Are you serious? I'm not sure if I like it. But I like to gossip. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
i will hurt you
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
where can i meet you
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
where can i meet them
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
I HATE YOU LITTLE ASS
God:
Sorry, KEVIN I thought we liked each other.
Me:
You are so discusting
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am discusting.
Me:
tell him
God:
OK I will tell him when I see him.
Me:
when is it?
God:
For every time, there is a season.
Me:
CAN YOU ANSWER MY QUESTIONS?
God:
Of course I can answer it Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.
Me:
What will i write in french?
God:
I cannot predict the future.
Me:
why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
what did i do when i was young
God:
You said " what did i do when i was young" .
Me:
I KNOW THAT I SAID THAT
God:
What did you mean by it? That is " You said " what did i do when i was young" .".
Me:
AHUT UP YOU LITTLE *****
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
ABOUT YOU
God:
Me?
Me:
YES
God:
Come on.
Me:
I will go know
God:
What will you find there?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHUT UP
God:
How far up?
Me:
i want to say good bye
God:
See you later. Alright then.
Me:
you little ass
God:
Thanks for telling me: KEVIN said I ass.
Me:
good bye
God:
See you later. Alright then.
Me:
i never wanna see you
God:
You've never, never done this?
Me:
bye
God:
See you later KEVIN.

schade ich kann leider kein englisch bzw reicht es nicht aus das zu verstehen ggg